OCWFED: ANIMOL HOUSE 2023 "INTRO "
OCWFED: ANIMOL HOUSE 2023 CARD
SYDNEY , AUSTRALIA
The Camera pans to ramp as an old nostalgic tune hits and the duo of Scaggs and Poling head down to the ring!! The packed crowd roars in excitement and begins to chant "OCW" OCW" "OCW"
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Ladies and Gentleman, THIS IS ANIMOL HOUSE 2023! |
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For The Animols, By The Animols! LETS GO FOR CHARITY! HOOOT! |
???: No, you can’t make me!
We fade into the sight of co-GM Ryu Matsumoto in the GM office shaking his head with his arms crossed.
RYU: I’m better than this! I don’t need to prove myself to anyone, let alone someone beneath Trash like…..OWEN.
The camera turns to find the COO, Drago Cesar and his fellow co-GMs EMP and Tiberius Dupree looking rather disappointed. Drago stands up and puts a hand on Spider’s shoulder.
Drago: This is not about prove anything. Is about giving back. This is for charity, my friend.
Spider’s eyes widen upon hearing the word “Charity”. The camera zooms in on Trash’s brain lobes.
The Inner Recesses of Spider’s Mind: Charity? This is all for her? Why didn’t he tell me to begin with? I hope she’s watching….When I get through with that stupid OWEN, she’ll have no choice but to take my hand in marriage!
It zooms out back to reality. Spider clears his throat.
RYU: If it’s for Charity, then I’ll go out there.
EMP groans.
EMP: She’s not gonna f*** you, dumbass.
RYU: So you’re saying there’s a chance?
EMP: That’s not what I’m saying at… You know what. Why do I even bother?
Dupree: It’s about ANIMOLS! Not your dumb stripper girlfriend.
RYU: How Dare You! I’m married and this is televised, it's more like an entanglement.
EMP: How dare us? How dare you? Can you think about something other than hookers for a moment.
RYU: They're not hookers. They are dance therapists!
DUPREE: Yeah dancing for dollar bills. There’s a word for that….
EMP: HOOOKER!
DUPREE: NO YOU FREAKING IDIOT! Stripper.
RYU: I’M JUST TRYING TO SUPPORT LOCAL SINGLE MOTHERS TIBBLES, WHY DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND!
EMP: Well now it’s time for you to support Animols across the country. Drago and I have done all the hard work in getting this together.
RYU: What about him!? Why isn’t he in a match?
Spider points over at Dupree and glares. Dupree looks around with a state of confusion on his face.
DUPREE: What about me? I have been working hard and stuff and things. Plus bad knees.
Dupree looks at Spider and EMP, who appear unconvinced. He finds an out the only way he knows how: by flopping like a Bethesda NPC and ragdolling onto the floor, passing out from mediocrity.
Drago: And that is why he not in match! Now go get em Spider!
RYU slaps himself in the face and headbutts the wall to psyche himself up.
RYU: Ouch!
He stumbles out the door.
RYU: Wait, where’s the ring?
3 WAY DANCE
MAD DAWG DAVIS
vs. ICEMAN MAC
vs. RyVAUGHN
